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Jon Lajoie - The Phone Call
 
03:41
Another piece from the Canadian comedian Jon Lajoie. Also check out my other videos: Jon Lajoie - Pop Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X3IdrxxXdU Jon Lajoie - Alone in the Universe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhXPDzvWeb4 I do not own the copyrights to this video. www.jonlajoie.com
Views: 819496 autokas102
Jon Lajoie - I Kill People  [Lyrics]
 
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The newest song from the comedian Jon Lajoie. Lyrics: Did you miss me Oooh, yeah What, what MC Vagina's right back in this bitch Two thousand nine is the year that I recorded this song Still not loving police Still got love for the vaginal crease Player haters beware, because Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow Hey punkass gangsters, what you lookin' at You think you can front with me, you better watch your back Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie "Invincible" I'm invisible like... well, I'm not really invisible I'm bad like the movie "Attack of the clones" I'm dangerous like a fire in a nursing home Old people burning, old people burning Put your hands up Old people burning, old people burning That's kinda messed up What, what, you got a problem with this Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff So if you'll come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts I-i mean I'll punch your nuts Sucking them would be gay and I'm totally not gay I'm all about V.A.G.I.N.A. Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load All over his chest and face and down his throat 'Cos I don't give a fuck, I'm crazy, like Mel Gibson No, wait, that just makes me sound racist Listen, I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money You can't afford expensive things 'cos you don't have a lot of money Ha-ha, you want these things, but you cannot afford them That means that you're not cool, 'cos you're just a poor person Stupid poor people, stupid poor people I have more money than you do Stupid poor people, stupid poor people You can't even afford food When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me And they always have orgasms 'cos my penis is so big Twenty five inches long and twelve inches thick I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock, the Albert Einstein of dick I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls The Anne Frank of erections No... that's inappropriate Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right My lyrics are like the movie "The Shawshank Redemption" They're really good Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill people with guns Pow I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed But it's probably around seven... thousand Two thousand five plus four pennies representing the north side C to the anada, bitch Oh, yeah, women are actually good for four things Cooking, cleaning, vaginas and their sisters' vaginas I do not own the copyrights to this song nor the lyrics or the video. www.jonlajoie.com
Views: 349214 autokas102
Mustasilmsed Herned - Kõmaki Kõmaki Nätaki (BEP - Boom Boom Pow) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:47
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow.
Views: 48125 autokas102
SikSak Nõel - Mida Suguühet (Sak Noel - Loca People) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:47
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Sak Noel - Loca People.
Views: 38634 autokas102
Onu Omar koos Luukasega - Tantsid koos Kuidoga (Danza Kuduro) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:28
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Lucenzo & Don Omar - Danza Kuduro.
Views: 29848 autokas102
Britni Spiirs - Pätt (Britney Spears - Criminal) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:55
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Britney Spears - Criminal.
Views: 13419 autokas102
Kesha - Tik Tok - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
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Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Kesha - Tik Tok.
Views: 12294 autokas102
Koopahärg - Ma tean, et sa tahad mind (Pitbull - I Know You Want Me) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
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Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Pitbull - I Know You Want Me.
Views: 26853 autokas102
Siidike ja Doka - Relvade Räp (Cidinho & Doca - Rap das Armas) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:34
Sky plus tõlkelugu: Cidinho & Doca - Rap das Armas.
Views: 32830 autokas102
Tagahoovi Poisid - Kõik (Backstreet Boys - Everybody) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
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Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Backstreet Boys - Everybody.
Views: 4746 autokas102
Jon Lajoie - Alone in the Universe
 
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A philosophical song by Jon Lajoie. Also check out my other videos: Jon Lajoie - Pop Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X3IdrxxXdU Jon Lajoie - The Phone Call: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmw2y8dfr2c Lyrics: We're floating in space on the edge of time In a universe that we can't define Billions of stars in the endless night Try and find purpose for our lives Yet we still take the time (still take the time) Yes, we always take the time To masturbate oohhh To milk the snake Girls do the taco hand shake I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage, tonight Whether you're English, French, Japanese, or German Whether you're at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman We all take matters into our own hands With the five finger army we invade our pants We'd all be doing time (yes we'd all be doing time) If it was a crime To masturbate, ooohhhh To pull the hand brake To play vagina dj She's gonna play country on the clitar, tonight He burps his baby She's putting on a puppet show Our genitals are Juliet Our hands are Romeo He chokes his chicken She tickles her camel toe Our genitals are Ju... 2 Hours Later That Marisa Tomei is HOT Our genitals are Juliet Our hands are Romeo I'm gonna play ball on team penis, tonight I do not own the copyrights to this song nor the lyrics or the video. www.jonlajoie.com
Views: 53912 autokas102
Proua Hull - Halb Romantika (Lady Gaga - Bad Romance) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
04:45
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Lady GaGa - Bad Romance.
Views: 16605 autokas102
Teilor Müüripääsuke - Armastamise lugu (Taylor Swift - Love Story) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
04:01
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Taylor Swift - Love Story.
Views: 5307 autokas102
Mustasilmsed herned - Ma Sain Tunde (BEP - I Got A Feeling) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
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Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Black Eyed Peas - I Got A Feeling.
Views: 8719 autokas102
Kreisiraadio - Suvevalgus (Leto Svet) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
02:43
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Kreisiraadio - Leto Svet.
Views: 12153 autokas102
Justin Bieber - Ükskord (One Time) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:24
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Justin Bieber - One Time.
Views: 28901 autokas102
Kelis - Piimavõdistus (Milk Shake) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:07
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Kelis - Milk Shake.
Views: 13658 autokas102
Taavid Getta ja Suur Nuhkkoer - Higi (David Guetta ft Snoop Dogg - Sweat) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:28
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: David Guetta ft Snoop Dogg - Sweat.
Views: 10696 autokas102
Ogar Daam - Kelminägu (Lady Gaga - Poker Face)
 
03:56
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Lady Gaga - Poker Face.
Views: 27171 autokas102
Vanilla Ninja - Kivitähed (Rockstarz) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:25
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Vanilla Ninja - Rockstarz.
Views: 3618 autokas102
Bahama Mehed - Kes Lasi Koerad Välja (Bahama Men - Who Let The Dogs Out) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:14
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Bahama Men - Who Let The Dogs Out.
Views: 18128 autokas102
Kondine Emm - Rasputin (Boney M - Rasputin) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
05:21
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Boney M - Rasputin.
Views: 8948 autokas102
Shakira - Temake Hunt (Shakira - She Wolf) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:16
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Shakira - She Wolf.
Views: 5223 autokas102
Alesha Dixon - See Kutt Ei Tee Muhvigi (The Boy Does Nothing) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
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Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Alesha Dixon - The Boy Does Nothing.
Views: 5760 autokas102
Flo Rida - Õiget Ringi (Right Round) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:34
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Flo Rida - Right Round.
Views: 23206 autokas102
Lindpriid - Armastuse Lubi (O-Zone - Dragonstea Din Tei) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
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Sky Plus tõlkelugu: O-Zone - Dragonstea Din Tei.
Views: 2322 autokas102
Snap - Rütm On Tantsija (Rhythm Is A Dancer) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
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Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Snap - Rhythm Is A Dancer.
Views: 1558 autokas102
Crazy Frog - Axel F - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
02:28
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Crazy Frog - Axel F.
Views: 13319 autokas102
Lily Allen - See Pole Üldse Aus (Not Fair) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:28
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Lily Allen - Not Fair.
Views: 6811 autokas102
Jon Lajoie - Michael Jackson is Dead [Closed Captions][Lyrics]
 
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Jon Lajoie's video about Michael Jackson and his recent death. Since people have been mistaken this video for my own, here's the link to the original video by Jon Lajoie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6yU Please do feel free to correct me if I'm wrong about the lyrics. But if you just want to complain about how i duplicate YouTube videos and take views from him, you can go fuck yourself with a rake. Lyrics: Oh my god, did you hear about Michael Jackson Yeah, I heard about Michael Jackson It's crazy, right Yeah, I can't believe it All of a sudden the media is on his side I know, it's crazy, right Michael Jackson is dead Don't pretend you give a shit You motherfucking hypocrites Remember what you said he did Michael Jackson is dead No, you never gave a shit So why are you pretending you motherfucking hypocrites Michael Jackson's such a freak He'd hear it a thousand times a week On every fucking TV screen and every fucking magazine Yeah, sure, we liked him for a while For a few years when he was in style Then someone said he's a pedophile And fucking boys is what makes him smile Then there was a punch line every day About his Skeletor-like face And how he loved twelve year-old balls We didn't care if it was true or false So don't pretend that you give a fuck Keep talking about how he sucked twelve year-old cock And went from skinny cute little black kid And died as a white skeleton robot Michael Jackson is dead Don't pretend you give a shit You motherfucking hypocrites Remember what you said he did Michael Jackson is dead No, you never gave a shit So why are you pretending you motherfucking hypocrites Remember when he dangled his kid from the balcony I wasn't hearing you calling him legendary And when we heard this shit about the Culkin kid Then "Oh my God, Jacko's motherfucking sick He likes fucking kids He likes fucking kids" Nobody was talking about his music Now if I say he died choking on a kid's dick You say "Oh my God that's so offensive" Well fuck you, you motherfucking cunt-ass bitch Every one in the news you hypo-motherfucking-crites On your high horse saying that I'm a demon 'Cause I say he overdosed on a boy's semen Michael Jackson is dead Don't pretend you give a shit You motherfucking hypocrites Remember what you said he did Michael Jackson is dead No, you never gave a shit So why are you pretending you motherfucking hypocrites Oh, we're so sad that Michael passed away We loved him so much Really, really, did you love him 'Cause from where I'm standing it kinda looked like you hated him And that you called him a freak And that you wanted him to die But now that he's dead, you love him And he's a legend and he's amazing Oh, we love Michael Jackson How about you go fuck yourself You big bunch of fucking hypocrites Yeah, I'm gonna do this for you, I'm gonna do this for you Billie Jean was not his lover Of course she wasn't, she had a vagina And she was older than twelve years old Fuck you, hypocrites www.jonlajoie.com
Views: 38141 autokas102
Kerli - Õhu Peal Kõndimas (Walking On Air) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:30
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Kerli - Walking On Air.
Views: 11672 autokas102
Oda Britni - Minu Tükike (Britney Spears - Piece Of Me) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:32
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Britney Spears - Piece Of Me.
Views: 3743 autokas102
Koopahärg - Hotellitoa Teenindus (Pitbull - Hotel Room Service) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:46
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Pitbull - Hotel Room Service.
Views: 7285 autokas102
Vanilla Ninja - Me Läheme Ustest Läbi (Crashing Through The Doors) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:19
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Vanilla Ninja - Crashing Through The Doors.
Views: 1055 autokas102
Mark Antoni ja Verekoer - Vihm Üle Minu (Rain Over Me) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu.wmv
 
03:52
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Marc Anthony ft Pitbull - Rain Over Me.
Views: 12423 autokas102
Soovideta - Reisimine, reisimine (Desireless - Voyage Voyage) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
04:20
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Desireless - Voyage Voyage.
Views: 1198 autokas102
Tapjad - Kosmosemees (The Killers - Spaceman) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:23
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: The Killers - Spaceman.
Views: 2832 autokas102
Kati Pirn ja Nuuskiv Kutsakoer - Kalifornia Totsid - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:53
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Katy Perry ft Snoop Dogg - California Gurls.
Views: 8296 autokas102
Beyonce - Üksikud Prouad (Single Ladies) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:22
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Beyonce - Single Ladies.
Views: 6152 autokas102
Rihanna - S ja M (S&M) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
04:15
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Rihanna - S&M.
Views: 1353 autokas102
Rihanna - Palun Ära Peata Seda Muusikat (Please Don't Stop The Music) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
04:25
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Rihanna - Please Don't Stop The Music.
Views: 9783 autokas102
Tussukiisu Nukud - Kui Ma Kasvan Üles (Pussycat Dolls - When I Grow Up) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:54
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Pussycat Dolls - When I Grow Up.
Views: 26197 autokas102
Põrandasaatan Inglirüüs - Suhkur (Flo Rida - Sugar) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:55
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Flo Rida - Sugar.
Views: 6344 autokas102
Kesköö Õli - Voodid On Põletustundega (Midnight Oil - Beds Are Burning) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
04:21
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Midnight Oil - Beds Are Burning.
Views: 2625 autokas102
S-Sissepääs - Jääma Ellu (Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
04:03
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive.
Views: 1536 autokas102
Põngerjas Kivi - Kogu Pika Suve Jooksul (Kid Rock - All Summer Long) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:49
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Kid Rock - All Summer Long.
Views: 894 autokas102
Pool Kroon - Eijoo Tehnoloogia (50 Cent  -  Ayo Technology) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:56
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: 50 Cent - Ayo Technology.
Views: 15675 autokas102
Jon Lajoie - Pop Song [You Want Some Of This?]
 
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A fan video of Jon Lajoie's new single Pop Song from the album You Want Some Of This? Original release date of album: Jan 30 2009. Also check out my other videos: Jon Lajoie - The Phone Call: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmw2y8dfr2c Jon Lajoie - Alone in the Universe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhXPDzvWeb4 Lyrics: Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man That makes me a good artist This is my new single I hope you like it Wealthy men hired me To sing this song That they wrote for me They're investing in This pricey music video And they're paying To get it played on the radio And they're gonna sell a million Yes its gonna go platinum Cause they'll market this song To young impressionable And insecure teenage girls Cause all you gotta say is Ooh baby I love you Ooh girl, I need you in my world Cause they'll market this song To young impressionable And insecure teenage girls Cause all they gotta do Is find a sexually attractive man That can sing all the words And now the token rap verse That doesn't make any sense But helps to get a small percentage Of the urban music market Hey, baby, baby, I can tell That you are crazy crazy Shake that ass, girl My rhymes are getting lazy, lazy These things I'm talking bout have Nothing to do with the song, baby But it don't matter Wont you show me that thong, baby That's how it works In the pop music industry 2009 motherfucker That's just how it be Cause they'll market this song To young impressionable And insecure teenage girls Cause all you gotta say is Ooh baby I love you And girl, I need you in my world Cause they'll market this song To young impressionable And insecure teenage girls Cause all they gotta do Is find a sexually attractive man That can sing all the words Now I'm singing with my gay voice To let you know that I am sensitive Oh, yeah, I'm singing with my gay voice Teenage girls love a sensitive voice Make money, money, make money, money, make money Make money, money, make money, money, make money Rich men making money off of Their investments Ooh its so sexual, baby Girl, I love you so much I wish we could be together Unfortunately we cant, because I'm rich and famous and you're not But why don't you just go out buy my album And tell your friends about it too So they also go out and buy it I do not own the copyrights to this song nor the lyrics or the video. www.jonlajoie.com
Views: 132263 autokas102
Kati Pirn - Ma Suudlesin Tüdrukut (Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:03
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl.
Views: 10816 autokas102
Alphabeat - Lummus (Fascination) - Sky Plus tõlkelugu
 
03:06
Sky Plus tõlkelugu: Alphabeat - Fascination.
Views: 504 autokas102

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