Get ready for a bevy of drunk men and women who can't seem to handle their booze. Warning, there is a bit of puking near the end of the video so if that grosses you out, you might want to skip it.
Pet Drunks. Responsible pet ownership is important even if your pet happens to be a 20 year old drunk girl crawling on all fours. Remember it's important to make sure your pet drunk gets plenty of walkies and fresh air. Make sure to take the time to properly train your pet drunk. Heel girl, heel. Let your pet drunk explore and dig. And most importantly make sure they get plenty of exercise. Oh look how happy the pet drunk is! Letting your pet drunk run and play will burn off all that energy and make it easier come nap time.
Beer is my Mission.
When you need more beer, nothing can stop you, not even being too drunk to walk.
This goes on for a few more minutes until our hero eventually tries to leave but mysterious forces won't let him. Clean up isle drunk! I can only assume Gandalf is on the other side of the door. But our hero presses on and after catching his breath he goes out into the world once more.
Super Drunk versus Invisible Wind.
Ah yes, one of the many joys of drinking too much is a loss of balance. This boozy stroller had way too much to drink or maybe, just maybe, there are super powers working against him! I have to give him kudos. Even though he's as drunk as a skunk and has made zero ground, he just won't quit.
Weddings and Alcohol.
Weddings are a great time to celebrate and cut loose especially if the alcohol is free! But just remember it's the bride and groom's day and not your time to try and steal the spotlight. Oh if looks could kill this lady would be simmering in a slow cooker in the eighth level of hell. Here's a helpful tip, when attending a wedding don't act like a stripper and think every poll is there to make it rain dollar bills. And just like that the wedding is done.
The Unbreakable Drunk.
This drunk guy must have been chugging back some magic potion that made his bones unbreakable. He's like a human weeble wobble and keeps falling down but gets right back up. This man is unstoppable. He's a juggernaut. Whatever he drank I'll take a double shot and live forever! And look at that - he even finishes off the evening with a nice light jog.
Shopping for Pain.
Hey this looks like fun. Let's load up a shopping cart full of drunk girls and see what happens. What a surprise! I'm sure no one saw that coming. Well at least the beer survived – that's the important thing. Friends come and go but beer costs money.
Drinking and Fighting.
Alcohol is a strange thing. Have a few drinks and you're probably feeling good and having a great old time. Have a few too many drinks and you might find yourself in a championship fight with a bus stop.
But not all drunk fights end up so lovely. Take for instance this guy who has a bone to pick with a bush.
Puke Pool Party.
There's nothing like partying at the pool. We've got fruity shots of multicolored booze, a couple cheap looking tattoos, male bonding, and last but not least - a big stream of stomach stew. The only thing nastier than puking in a pool is bathing in it. If you want to know how you should be spending Spring Break – just look at the people in the background hooking up. Make love not puke.
Next Stop the Hospital.
Hopefully this subway train goes directly to the hospital. The constant stream of puke coming out of this drunk's mouth is kind of disturbing. By the look on her face I'm guessing it's a demonic possession. And what amazing service. Most subway workers would just let you drown in vomit but this guy goes above and beyond the call of duty. He even helps tilt her head forward so she doesn't choke to death.
Thank goodness this wasted lady covered her mouth because now no one knows she's puking. She has given up for the night and doesn't put any effort into avoiding her own vomit. That's when you know you're really drunk – when you're content just to sit in your own belly bathwater.
This inebriated guy has to do one of two things in the future. Either quit drinking or learn that a puddle of vomit is not a good substitute for a bed. And whatever hurled out of his belly looks a lot like chunks of canned dog food so maybe he should look into changing his diet too.
And now here are three good reasons to drink responsibly.
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