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Martin Luther Yells About Inferior Anglican Christmas Hymns

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Instead of focusing on theology, the British love meditating on snow, silence, and livestock in their Christmas hymns. Martin Luther finds this annoying.
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Samuel Yahata (1 day ago)
Cromwell's cost-effective Independent Baptist-Calvinist KJV Bible-believing approach to Christmas: outlawing it.
Cory (3 days ago)
i love your videos...and this was funny, but just know, that martin luther had his flaws and was no saint. and should not be idolized "even though he did quite allot for the protestant faith across the board" and Christians. https://www.christianitytoday.com/history/issues/issue-39/was-luther-anti-semitic.html
Gustavo Rodriguez (7 days ago)
Catholics have good hyms
Strefanasha (13 days ago)
come now gentlemen!! you know that Luther had a vicious temper and a foul mouth. what he might have said about such things would not be postable here, so you have not represented him accurately. and this brings up a question: why, if he believed in the grace of God was he not transformed by it? answer he did not but he as so consumed with hate for the church that deceived him that his hate fest was essentially all that mattered to him, and which is why I reject the Reformation outright. Oh, he had some sounder doctrine. but no fruit. and we all know what sound doctrine with no fruit is worth
Superfluous video and proof that Lutherans are taken with themselves. Lutherans act as if they own heaven and that it is German.
Gustavo Rodriguez (6 days ago)
Rev. Stephen A. Cakouros obviously it’s Catholic so mostly latinos lol jk
Samuel Yahata (16 days ago)
I don't celebrate Christmas.
Martin4Mary4Ever (16 days ago)
Hey the animals and hay have a christological significance in reference to the Eucharist. This is why they are emphasized in the icons of the nativity, “I am the bread of Heaven” stuff ya know
Zoë Hebbard (16 days ago)
Is it quite terrible that I love the Englishmens "hymn?"
Bradford Bogan (17 days ago)
Why does Horus have a German accent and Martin Luther has an American accent?
Brett Sexton (22 days ago)
ancient Egyptian accents get me every time
Alabama Artillery (1 month ago)
Our Baptist hymns are better than Anglican hymns as well
Wire Rubbish Bin (2 months ago)
English hymns have better poetry :)
King Bob (2 months ago)
Damn! That good..
Nice Catholic Girl (5 months ago)
Ralph Vaughan Williams > Martin Luther
SzturmowiecBastius (8 months ago)
damn luther you thicc
Jenee L'French (9 months ago)
It would help if I could find that beautiful hymn actually sung instead of just finding the instrumental D;
Jenee L'French (9 months ago)
I never noticed this. Now this Catholic is immensely interested in Lutheran hymns
Heather Erickson (9 months ago)
Instead of focusing on the gospel and winning souls, the Lutherans love meditating on how right they are and how wrong it is to write songs about wintertime, and instead spend valuable time doing "God's work" making snarky, smug YouTube videos that only snarky smug Lutherans would find amusing. Martin Luther would find this annoying.
emily brennan (9 months ago)
I'm a Methodist and I find it extremely amusing!
Daniel Stetson (10 months ago)
And THAT is why there are no popular Lutheran Christmas Carols.
Fredrich Engels (10 months ago)
Socialist hymns are better than any christian music
emily brennan (9 months ago)
Did you know socialist William Morris wrote two Christmas carols? "Masters in This Hall" and "Snow in the Street." Also, "In the Bleak Midwinter" was written by one of his circle, Christina Rossetti.
Robert Moulton (10 months ago)
Grandstanding about why being a Lutheran is wonderful again are we, instead of working for the greater glory of God? Although I find much of what you have to say humorous I fail to see how this is beneficial to Christ at all. Well interdenominational fighting is so much fun it does give Satan a rather wonderful opportunity to take more souls....
PsalmistBob (11 months ago)
"We sing about God in the flesh (Jn 1:1-3) fulfilling biblical prophecy (Lk 24:27), destroying the works of the devil (1 Jn 3:8), burying sin under his infant feet and bringing heaven to earth by His flesh that was sent to be torn apart for our sins upon the cross (Isa 52:14-15; 53:3-5)" I am using this from now on when describing why we as Christians celebrate Christmas when confronted by the HRM crowd. Thank you LutheranSatire, God bless!
Daniel Stetson (11 months ago)
Martin Luther meets Monty Python.
Destroy All Obstacles (1 year ago)
Funny , but this is obviously not the current super liberal Lutheran evangelical church in the US which revamped scripture for a pro same sex union stance . Guessing this is new Luther of the Missouri Synod of a few thousand members ?? Let's see the 'new Lutheran Luther ' he can make fun of scripture as backward and in need of modern interpretation, l o l ! Oh wait .. he wouldn't have dug that at all .. oops It seems whatever Luther believed in then didn't take hold with the vast majority of his current followers . Perhaps you should make fun of your Lutheran churches current stance and not so much anyone else .. unless of course you do agree with the current stance in which case you shouldn't be making fun of anyone else's theology. I think your drunk on ignorance and need to sit down.
Skippy (1 year ago)
I briefly attended an Anglo-Catholic (High-Church Anglican) church here in Australia for a few months and they had some of the most beautiful hymns I've ever heard. Not sure where you're getting this from, it's not even accurate.
Carson Michael (1 year ago)
As an Anglican, this is too funny and too true.
Chuck Bell (1 year ago)
In defense of the Vicar and Mr. Tompkins, they are writing a carol, not a hymn. Plus, it is just another example of we Protestants can find a reason to fight each other.
Steve Picray (1 year ago)
Silent night. Original title "Stille Nacht" written by Franz Gruber, an Austrian. Refers to the silence that night. At least he didn't mention snow.
Cristero Warrior (1 year ago)
How about using the liturgy of St John Chrysostom where we fully enumerate every aspect of our theology like the mentioning and The Hypostatic union and invoking the trinity over 40 times? Why not like The Eastern Orthodox Church Chant entire psalms? How about that?
Someguy Got it? (1 year ago)
Why those chaps have some bloody good points!
saladdogger (1 year ago)
Maybe it would be more honouring to the Lord to abandon christs mass altogether ?.
Corban Qualls (1 year ago)
As an Anglican, I am profoundly offended. Not all Anglican Christmas hymns mention animals or snow. Only a couple.
RomGabe (1 year ago)
PAGAN LIES - Christmas some resources on the nature and origin of Christmas day, December 25th, for the sceptical minds: * article: "Redeeming Holy Days from Pagan Lies — Christmas " http://steadfastlutherans.org/2012/12/redeeming-holy-days-from-pagan-lies-christmas/ * radio: "A History of the Christmas Celebration – Pr. Joseph Abrahamson, 12/13/12 " http://issuesetc.org/2012/12/13/3-a-history-of-the-christmas-celebration-pr-joseph-abrahamson-121312/ * video, start at 16min.: http://www.worldvieweverlasting.com/2016/12/20/05-fake-news-christmas-hate-special-guests-john-daniel-davidson-joe-abrahamson/  "Christmas is, like, totally pagan. Right? And Christians are uneducated rubes. That’s what we hear from the media all the time anyway. Our special guests help us sort all this out." Happy Incarnation celebration!  Merry 12-days of Christmas!!  A Savior is Born!!!
Donna Darling (1 year ago)
Just thought I'd point out that Joy to the World was written by a British dude. (Not sure if he was Anglican or not though.) Then again it was originally written about the RETURN of Christ, so it may not technically count. :P
Sherwin Kwan (1 year ago)
Isaac Watts was a nonconformist (a non-Anglican Christian in England).
Si Hollett (1 year ago)
Watts was very much not Anglican. His dad spent time in prison for non-conformity.
JaQba91 (1 year ago)
Have reminded since a year ago. Horus please :D
Samantha Drennan (1 year ago)
yawn
Jacob Smith (1 year ago)
You obviously have an extremely limited view and understanding of Anglican hymnody.
Fuckboi and Lavacunt (1 year ago)
Smith is triggered
Stephen Lehman (1 year ago)
Does anyone else think it's funny that he says that luther was one of the best hymnists ever and then he goes and has a hymn written by someone else entirely? I love the video, but still....
J.R. Adams (1 year ago)
Can you please put the recording of that Gerhardt hymn somewhere? Absolutely lovely.
Ryan Hunter (1 year ago)
I second the motion.
Richard /rr (1 year ago)
Is there a full recording of the song at 3:37 available anywhere? Most of the renditions online are instrumental.
Winnington (1 year ago)
what.... those aren't anglican hymns... those are modern Christmas songs
Clay McDermott (1 year ago)
Wait, Im sorry, but Stille Nacht, is not Anglican originally. And the lyrics get real religiousy real fast.
Winnington (1 year ago)
+Tyler Lowe​​ well that hymn is quite nice admittedly ... But I guess I'm a high Anglican and don't really like the rest of the "jingle bells" stuff
Tyler Lowe (1 year ago)
Possibly. Many Anglicans joined evangelic churches during the height of the American Restoration Movement in the 1800s, so Im certain there are a few "crossed lines" throughout the hymnal timeline. That being said, "Silent night....Holy night....all is calm, all is..."
Winnington (1 year ago)
+Tyler Lowe hmmm I think they're far more evangelist than Anglican
Tyler Lowe (1 year ago)
Which happen to be of Anglican origins XD
Christopher Silverberg (2 years ago)
The English hymn was actually better than that sentimentalist song ...
Patient Grasshopper (1 year ago)
Philistine.
Maarten Kenter (2 years ago)
Did the angels actually sing?
Caleb Norris (1 year ago)
I think it was Axel Rose actually
Patient Grasshopper (1 year ago)
I think the Angels were Tom Petty.
Ken Howes (2 years ago)
The Germans are good at producing their own songs of that sort:Leise rieselt der Schnee, Still und starr ruht der See, Weihnachlicht glänzet der wald. Freue dich,’s Christkind kommt bald! In den Herzen wird’s warm, Still schweigt Kummer und Harm, Sorge des Lebens verhalt. Freue dich,’s Christkind kommt bald! Bald ist heilige Nacht, Chor der Engel erwacht, Hört nur, wie lieblich es schallt: Freue dich,’s Christkind kommt bald! Freue dich,’s Christkind kommt bald!And the Germans are good at coming up with Christmas carols that turn out to be more about Mary, like "Maria durch ein' Dornwald ging" and "Joseph Lieber, Joseph Mein'".And the Anglicans have some decent ones.  "Once in Royal David's City" is very nice if one drops the works-righteous third and fourth verses; "God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen" is pretty solid, as is "What Child Is This".
Janet Diehl (2 years ago)
Delightful!!!
SgtKOnyx (2 years ago)
that bit at the end gets this a like
Alexandra Lee (2 years ago)
Yeah! Or what about this one by Johann Schop: (to ERMUNTRE DICH) Break forth, O beauteous heav'nly light, And usher in the morning. Ye shepherds, shrink not with affright: The day of grace is dawning. This Child, though weak in infancy, Our confidence and joy shall be, The pow'r of Satan breaking, Our peace with God now making. O dearest Child, whom I adore, Whose grace surpasses measure; My Brother, whom I cherish more Than earth with all its treasure -- Haste from Thy manger to depart, Oh, come and dwell within my heart! With joy will I receive Thee, A cradle there will give Thee.
j. D. (2 years ago)
... and then Saint Nicholas showed up and slapped them both. The End
deusimperator (2 years ago)
The Anglo Catholics have a great hymns ... far far far better than the folk bands playing folk songs in most Catholic churches... Thanks to the Anglican Use parishes we have real Catholic hymns now.
papermason (2 years ago)
Giggle giggle.
m1a2onutube (2 years ago)
More videos please?
Mario1611 (2 years ago)
Because even though the Lutheran hymns are doctrinal, they are boring... Funny video though. XD
Carmyn D (2 years ago)
WE NEED. MORE. DUCKS!
blkgardner (2 years ago)
SILENT FROZEN DUCKS!
Veiled Anglican (2 years ago)
I'm participating of the Anglican Catholic Church (traditional Anglican ) and yes, most of our hymns are very well done, but this is really funny!
Laura Opper (2 years ago)
As an Episcopalian, I think this is hysterical....
dejablue88 (2 years ago)
those ancient German Egyptians are hilarious.
MattyBlue99 (2 years ago)
Anglicans have English accent but Luther has american accent...makes sense
ZacPB189 (2 years ago)
I'm a Catholic with German ancestory, so I may be biased, but when we [Catholics] borrow hymns, I always prefer the Lutheran ones to the Anglican ones... the odd thing is that I, as a musician, am in a HUGE minority with this view.....
nameunselected (2 years ago)
Absolutely hilarious
Trevor Romae Magna (2 years ago)
Gregorian Chant master race.
Michael Rex (2 years ago)
+The Bonus Level Yeah- I've had that argument with myself... if we could get the Byzantine or Russian style of chant, and just have it in Latin, that would be amazing.
Trevor Romae Magna (2 years ago)
+Michael Rex Yeah they're pretty good but the Latin makes Gregorian the best 
Michael Rex (2 years ago)
+The Bonus Level Umm... that's actually a tough one for me. Russian and Byzantine chant are also really good. ...but yeah- Gregorian chant is superb.
juhfreak (2 years ago)
Your Luther is far too polite. ;)
Michael Rex (2 years ago)
+juhfreak I noticed that too...
scottnsanfran (2 years ago)
English people having fun and making fun of Germans and Germans getting upset not least because German comedy? episode 666 or the classic line from the movie Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, "Because ya are Blanche, ya are"
Eric Scholtens (2 years ago)
I love this, but it would have been a lot funnier if the title wasn't inherently condescending. It would have worked infinitely better if it was a commentary on English Christmas carols in general. Whatever good points it makes are undermined pretty severely by the need to make it an insult against a specific branch of Christianity.
Jersey2tall62 (2 years ago)
A Christmas carol is better when it is geared toward harmonious choirs or choirs with soloists, not softly singing soloists or in unison when only tenors and sopranos can reach all the notes. Your Christmas "carol" here is good lyrically, but fails on a musical level . I just don't see myself sitting around the Christmas tree with my kids softly moaning the proposed "carol" here...BUT, the point of the lessson is on target and well taken!
zach b (2 years ago)
Good Morrow. Totally love Lutheran Satire. Was wondering, though...would it be possible to include Horus in more videos in the future? (a personal favorite). All good things and blessings...oh...and....Crumpets Crumpets Crumpets, Scones Scones Scones! C'mon Patrick! :)
NateDog (2 years ago)
Congrats on 100+ videos.
walsinghamhouse (2 years ago)
As one would expect, the pseudo-Anglican bits are whimsical and a bit of fun, but the Luther with the American accent is as disagreeable as the German original. I think I will go sing a Catholic Christmas carol in German as an antidote to all of this. Gute nacht.
G. Rossini (2 years ago)
Fuck Martin Luther.
Ben Rebekah Rossell (2 years ago)
As you take down your Christmas decorations this week, if nostalgia gets the better of you, this may help.
wcr4 (2 years ago)
Funnily enough, "Silent Night" was written by a German.
J Wat (2 years ago)
Love the Horus nod! Good stuff!
BlessedResistance88 (2 years ago)
I want to hear your rendition of "Oh Jesus Christ, thy manger." Sounds pretty good to me.
Hark the Herald Angel Sings may just be the greatest hymn written. i say, that was wesley
Missi Boyd (2 years ago)
love it
PrenticeBoy1688 (2 years ago)
Lutheran (German) humour… Yep.
Zoaz (2 years ago)
I really love this series. :) As a Catholic, I really understand what you mean as well, we do have a few of these. Not any as blatant as that one, though.
Michael Rex (2 years ago)
+Zoaz Oh, no- we borrowed all those horrid ones from the Anglican and Lutheran heretics.
MrBoywonder1985 (2 years ago)
Haha, this is AWESOME!!
David Betz (2 years ago)
I hereby rename the pond by our place: Anglican Pond. It currently houses a bunch of silent, frozen ducks.
Frazer Bellfield (2 years ago)
Martin Luther was a terrible man who ruptured Christ's Church and caused many to loose their souls.
Michael Rex (2 years ago)
+Aaron Carlson Excuse me?
Aaron Carlson (2 years ago)
+Frazer Bellfield No, that was Leo X
Liv Jackson (2 years ago)
+Frazer Bellfield loosing their souls doesn't sound all that bad
TheNightSpy (2 years ago)
pastor fiene should make a full version of "the snow was cold" or whatever he decides to call it
Rick Stewart (2 years ago)
WHAT? Are you trying to tell me Frosty the Snowman isn't an old German Christmas Hymn?
KienjeTheGiant (2 years ago)
Are anglican hymns really like that?
Michael Rex (2 years ago)
+KienjeTheGiant Depends... I think some Anglicans still use Gregorian chant.
Tony Christian (2 years ago)
It may be funny, but its pretty darn false.
Pastor JC (2 years ago)
Exactly....
BSLangleSmithvids (2 years ago)
You know, Luther did actually use a very very strong accent in there. I suppose you hear that when you're a Brit.
zangif tang (2 years ago)
Lol...I like the way Luther is holding his bible signifying "bible thumper"
Julie Witt (2 years ago)
Sorta like Monty Python.
Paul Barnes (2 years ago)
My favorite hymn at Christmas is "In the Bleak Midwinter" by Christina Rossetti (music by Holtz). It's my favorite because the poet uses the imagery of Victorian winters as a metaphor for the human condition at Christ's advent. I think Dr. Luther would approve.
Liv Jackson (2 years ago)
+Paul Barnes I doubt it, far too much stuff about the weather! He likes ones that get straight to the theology, apparently
VictorLepanto (2 years ago)
I go on a video about Lutheran satire & I didn't find ANYTHING about Garrison Keiler.
Aaron Mowery (2 years ago)
+JMJ+ Hilarious! But, both groups are still both heretics, so all your hymns potentially reek of heterodoxy. Double fail.
TheMexican1821 (2 years ago)
I'm Roman Catholic and Gregorian Chant is better ;)
Michael Rex (2 years ago)
+TheMexican1821 Yes! Pax, Another Roman Catholic
Bloggs (2 years ago)
10/10 would watch again
Kevin Hughes (2 years ago)
I have to admit I think about this a lot at Christmas time
Liv Jackson (2 years ago)
Maybe Anglican carols have more memorable tunes ;-) Also, being a bit less theological probably makes them more appealing to a wider range of people as not everyone is all that religious... Even Richard Dawkins has said he likes singing (Anglican) carols... I'm not sure if that will improve your opinion of them though :-/
Gun Bunny (2 years ago)
"Our hymns are better!" And the Catholics perk up their ears.
MistahRankin (2 years ago)
You Lutherans could take a page from the Anglican hymnals. A page. One. Scenery's important. ;) But in all honesty, as a devout Catholic, this was HILARIOUS.
Daryl Foster (2 years ago)
"Not an ancient Egyptian one" - beautiful.
NursingNinja (2 years ago)
I really liked the hymn Luther was singing that was awesome.
Jereme Bernier (2 years ago)
Gotta love it :)
Vance Russell (2 years ago)
Didn't Luther write, "Christmas Shoes"?

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